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OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.

GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson

REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.


TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.

SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA

SHOVEL-READY JOBS - He wasn't kidding! It will take years to rebuild our country and our retirement funds.

MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again!

OBAMASPAM - Politifake's got your Obamaspam and plenty of it! Lighten up already!

TAGS: lighten up already
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:13 pm
Scared?...LOL...You shoul be

NAPOLITANOS - Which one just used your tax money to purchase 1.6 billion rounds of ammo for homeland security?

THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth

Unite & Resist -



IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Meet the new jobs plan, same as the old jobs plan. How many more times will he have to 're-explain it', claiming we just don't understand it?


TAGS: shovel ready sent to china
Rating: 4.27/5

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foxrecon19d - September 23, 2012, 4:58 pm
Shovel Ready jobs was a project headed by Barack Obama himself. The promise of Shovel Ready jobs got Barack Obama elected. After the election, Obama joked that Shovel Ready went to China. The poster talks about Obama's project, not small business
terroraustralis - September 23, 2012, 3:56 pm
if the president had control of them, and it was his decision, WE WOULD BE LIVING IN A COMMUNIST NATION. think about that for a second.
terroraustralis - September 23, 2012, 3:56 pm
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 10:39 pm
And give a pass to GM and GE on taxes?
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 10:03 pm
then why did he let GM create all those plants and jobs in China- Obamunism isn't working!

SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.


READ THE ROAD SIGNS - in order to see what's coming up ahead!

EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - The three blind mice must have been Democrats: They signed stuff without reading it!

SLOGANS ARE NOT ENOUGH - somewhere along the way, you have to deliver.... (like dead people getting stimulus checks). Spreading the B.S. along with the wealth...

POLITICIANS - Read a little more closely. Its "We the People.", not "we the government!

RECLINER SALE - Home Depot is having a huge sale on combo recliner-wheelbarrows, which should come in very handy as you wait outside Home Deopt for one of those "Obama Shovel-Ready" jobs to come along.

GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin!

Stupid liberals -

TAGS: legal immigration laws already exists
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 30, 2013, 11:55 pm
I was being facetious about the red meat since a recent study showed liberals who don't... oh never mind, you guys don't understand sarcasm either
Renza - June 27, 2013, 8:16 am
Clearly we're now a scientologist nation, some guy wrote it on the internet a few words go, so it must be true.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 9:54 pm
Umm well do deer and moose count as red meat, or is it that they lacked guns and a religious zealousness? And President John Tyler said the US was not a Christian nation in 1843. 40171
OTC - June 26, 2013, 9:49 pm
Sounds like the natives didn't have enough red meat in their diet, but aren't you glad obama said this is no longer a Christian nation, we should see an end to violence now.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good ol religion, it really brings out the sadistic genocidal maniac in people.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 5:42 pm
I think on Thanksgiving the natives gave a bunch of food to the pilgrims who then proceeded to act like monsters and yes TERRORIZE the Native population. And it was the pilgrims belief in Christianity that gave them the idea they where superior to them.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 4:38 pm
So now the Pilgrims were terrorist? Didn't they invite the indians to feast at something we call today as Thanksgiving? I guess there were no tribes attacking other tribes before whitey came here either. All that bad behavior from the gun & God clingers
Renza - June 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
only if there was already an indigenous population, otherwise they were settlers. and I believe the laws broken are most commonly referred to today as genocide and biological warfare.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 12:25 pm
So which immigration laws were in place that the Pilgrims violated? Didn't 'native' Americans migrate across the frozen Bering Strait making them immigrants as well?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
And before any one else mentions it I'll point out the Native American debate can go either way, yes it's hypocritical to tell immigrants to go back where they came from and deny them the privileges our ancestors had. But man did Indians get fu*ked over.
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
Oh is it, I don't remember the people of the Mayflower applying for any immigration status. I think they showed up and acted like a$$holes.

Not Ready -

IF BUSH DUG THE HOLE... - Why are you holding the shovel???????

TAGS: shovel ready
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:41 am
He's cutting the deficit in half...but first he must blame youtube.


TAGS: shovel ready jobs
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - April 13, 2014, 9:47 am

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
fauxnews - April 12, 2014, 8:39 pm
Still crying Vik over being banned? Get used to it. You ain't coming back. X-D

Max Baucus -

JOB CREATION - Are these the shovel-ready jobs Barry was talking about?

Victimization -

Victimization -

Do you wonder? -

SHOVEL READY JOBS??? - America Believed Obama 4 years ago. Why should they believe him now??? Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, shame on America!

dear America -

AMERICA - can you say "sread the wealth"?

TAGS: spread wealth
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 3, 2012, 4:51 pm

IN THE LIBERAL TRADITION - spreading more and more and more....

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS - is tired of the Weiner jokes.

LIBERTARIANS - They are so out of touch with American interests

BORIS JOHNSON - not ready

OBAMA STIMULI - If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - WC FIELDS

" DREAMS OF MY PUBLISHER " - State Department buys $70,000 worth of Obama books.


Liberal hypocrisy -

Democrats in power -


THE BIN LADEN SHOW - is over. Let's get back to more important things like fixing our state of finance and the economy!!!

BUMPS IN THE ROAD - Must be those shovel-ready jobs that the president built!

SOCIALISM - Ready for hell?

TAGS: ready
Rating: 4.5/5

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I GUESS HE MEANS 'ALL' DEMOCRATS? - We need to be specific, otherwise it may be taken out of context since 'some' people may think ALL Democrats are voting for Santorium.

DEMOCRATS - Not only do they consistently shoot themselves in the foot, but they also makes us hungry with their stupid names.

ROSE-COLORED GLASSES - When you take them off- you wake up and see that the rhetoric does not match the record!

COMMON SENSE SOLUTIONS - Come from businessmen, not community organizers! Our founding documents need to be re-read, not rewritten!

Politifake Novels -

TAGS: unread
Rating: 4.33/5

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Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 12:28 am
Ok to throw down political dissidence , but god forbid you insult the governing body of the present website.
Cannabal - June 18, 2013, 9:25 pm
F'uckin' A right!
Rudedog - June 18, 2013, 7:09 pm
Careful JGalt, this type of rhetoric can get you banned.


YES - we are!

TAGS: we sick already
Rating: 4.09/5

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OlderThanDirt - January 21, 2013, 9:32 am
Like having the four year flu....with no cure.

CREDIT CARD REFORM - The Obama way: Bring interest rates down for people too stupid to manage their debt and charge higher fees and penalties to those smart enough to pay their bills on time


THE THREE "R'S" - Not even close to the ones I learned in school!

BIG SPENDER BEN - Knows his job above all is to get Obama re-elected more than to bring the U.S. to fiscal soundness. Ben knows where his bread gets buttered!

CHANGE - And only a day after the elections


THAT 3 AM PHONE CALL - Hillary was Right!

THE END OF AN ERROR - This week when Boehner takes over, he plans on having the Constitution read during session in Congress, so the liberals, in Nancy's words, "Can find out what's in it."

CARD CARRYING LIBERAL - Believe it or not, most of us can tell already that most liberals are certifiable without having to show their credentials!

CORPORATE WELFARE - Obama blames our depression on the fact that business will not simply hire more workers. Lets just blame it on stockholders....

IMMIGRATION REFORM - Just getting ready for the cameras for a speech about immigration reform..

IMAGINE THAT! - John Boehner will open up the New Congress by Reading the U.S. Constitution. Imagine something finally being read in those halls! PRICELESS

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY IN 50 YEARS - Our founding fathers must be rolling over in their graves.

NOT OUR VALUES - Spreading the wealth- not our value system

SHARE - its your patriotic duty! millions on welfare depend upon you! (Including illegals, oops, I mean unregistered Democrats)

BIPARTISAN UNITY - Obama has finally achieved party unity between Democrats and Republicans! Both parties are now telling him to shove it!

OBAMANARCHY - IT'S COMING! Mess with our Constitution, you and your cronies are toast.

GREAT READER - Not to be confused with "Leader"


BASED UPON THE INCREDIBLE - Readership vs. Leadership Obama has displayed thus far

SEE? - how much more proof do you need?

THE HOLY BIBLE - Banned it communist countries Read it while you can

BOMBING POLITIFAKE - 99% are missing the target unless you want people to hate the GOP

remedial -

1984 - A novel usually found in "FICTION," which means "NOT REAL." Any more questions, conservatards?

remember this failed promise -

takes a lot out of you -

You Know What They Say About Hillary... -

ready -

Not So Ready For Hillary -

Don't Tread On Me -

Pathetic Presstitute -

Cruz/West 2016 -

TAGS: ted cruz allen west american dream team constitutional conservative patriots heroes freedom liberty constitution tea party dont tread on me
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:11 am
Can't trust career politicians: Paul Ryan the latest example.

Let Them Eat Gingerbread! -

Evitable Clinton -

Shep Gettin' Real Serious -

Freedom Is Your Entitlement -

Heritage Not Hate -

if we're going to measure atmospheric CO2 -

TAGS: false reading high co2
Rating: 4.11/5

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calron - May 10, 2015, 1:59 am
Ug, it wasn't. I but a committee chose it, IP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Loa
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:55 am
So look up the volcano's name and when it formed and history along with the date of the station's construction. It is possible it was long dormant or even formed later.
OTC - May 6, 2015, 4:13 pm
Those same scientists that say warming happens before CO2 rises? The same scientists who say CO2 is rising while temperatures have levelled off?
OTC - May 6, 2015, 4:11 pm
Didn't say anything about a conspiracy, I'm sure they placed them near volcanoes to monitor them, but lets not use them to monitor globally. Y U always read what's not there?
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 8:17 pm
No facts you say, OTC? Just wishful thinking? :-) Why would my bu.ttons be pushed? The scientists agree with me. That pesky 97% consensus you keep denying, remember? ;-) Nice try, ma'am. #projectingforonetrickponies
OTC - May 5, 2015, 6:58 pm
Speaking of but.tons, sorry I pushed yours, I was just looking for the mute but.ton :)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 4:08 pm
Tried to push the back b***on to fix a typo before I hit send, two responses become four. Sorry for the spam, mates. I need to do a better job of clearing my browser, that's on me. See #75926 and #75928 for proper continuity. Cheers :-D
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:57 pm
the scientists (you know?the experts?) to use this equipment properly without letting that pesky volcano get in the way. Sometimes I really am convinced you're just parodying deniers.You should re-read your comments sometime.Crack me up, mate.Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:57 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I are Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:56 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I and Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 3:53 pm
More anecdotal denier rubbish. Pretty sure the scientists didn't place this facility near "the volcano" as part of some conspiracy to fix the outcome, which you're implying. They're the experts, you and I are Calron are not. I think we can trust (1/2)
OTC - May 5, 2015, 3:38 pm
Yeah, local, not global.
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:52 pm
It could be a good chance to measure the effects on the local climate.

Has to be a liberal shopper -

man can change temperature readings -

TAGS: noaa change temperature readings man made climate change hoax
Rating: 1.93/5

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OTC - June 15, 2015, 6:58 pm
Over 30 votes in less than a day, I didn't just push but.tons, I stepped on some toes rolf

Killing O'Reilly -