OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.
GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson
REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.
" FARMERS POINT OF VIEW " -
TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.
SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA
SHOVEL-READY JOBS - He wasn't kidding! It will take years to rebuild our country and our retirement funds.
MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again!
OBAMASPAM - Politifake's got your Obamaspam and plenty of it! Lighten up already!
NAPOLITANOS - Which one just used your tax money to purchase 1.6 billion rounds of ammo for homeland security?
THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth
Unite & Resist -
JOHN KERRY ON PREVENTING THE SPREAD OF EBOLA -
BARACK OBAMA CREATES SHOVEL READY JOBS -
IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Meet the new jobs plan, same as the old jobs plan. How many more times will he have to 're-explain it', claiming we just don't understand it?
EXPORTING JOBS TO CHINA- ROMNEY DIDN'T DO THAT -
SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.
DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST -
READ THE ROAD SIGNS - in order to see what's coming up ahead!
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters
IMMUTABLE TRUTH - The three blind mice must have been Democrats: They signed stuff without reading it!
SLOGANS ARE NOT ENOUGH - somewhere along the way, you have to deliver.... (like dead people getting stimulus checks). Spreading the B.S. along with the wealth...
POLITICIANS - Read a little more closely. Its "We the People.", not "we the government!
RECLINER SALE - Home Depot is having a huge sale on combo recliner-wheelbarrows, which should come in very handy as you wait outside Home Deopt for one of those "Obama Shovel-Ready" jobs to come along.
GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin!
Stupid liberals -
Not Ready -
IF BUSH DUG THE HOLE... - Why are you holding the shovel???????
FORGOT ABOUT SHOVEL READY JOBS, DIDN'T YOU? -
Max Baucus -
JOB CREATION - Are these the shovel-ready jobs Barry was talking about?
Do you wonder? -
SHOVEL READY JOBS??? - America Believed Obama 4 years ago. Why should they believe him now??? Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, shame on America!
dear America -
AMERICA - can you say "sread the wealth"?
IN THE LIBERAL TRADITION - spreading more and more and more....
CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS - is tired of the Weiner jokes.
LIBERTARIANS - They are so out of touch with American interests
BORIS JOHNSON - not ready
OBAMA STIMULI - If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - WC FIELDS
" DREAMS OF MY PUBLISHER " - State Department buys $70,000 worth of Obama books.
PANTS ON FIRE -
Liberal hypocrisy -
Democrats in power -
SHOVEL READY -
THE BIN LADEN SHOW - is over. Let's get back to more important things like fixing our state of finance and the economy!!!
BUMPS IN THE ROAD - Must be those shovel-ready jobs that the president built!
SOCIALISM - Ready for hell?
I GUESS HE MEANS 'ALL' DEMOCRATS? - We need to be specific, otherwise it may be taken out of context since 'some' people may think ALL Democrats are voting for Santorium.
DEMOCRATS - Not only do they consistently shoot themselves in the foot, but they also makes us hungry with their stupid names.
ROSE-COLORED GLASSES - When you take them off- you wake up and see that the rhetoric does not match the record!
COMMON SENSE SOLUTIONS - Come from businessmen, not community organizers! Our founding documents need to be re-read, not rewritten!
Politifake Novels -
PREMATURE OBJECTION -
YES - we are!
CREDIT CARD REFORM - The Obama way: Bring interest rates down for people too stupid to manage their debt and charge higher fees and penalties to those smart enough to pay their bills on time
THE THREE "R'S" - Not even close to the ones I learned in school!
BIG SPENDER BEN - Knows his job above all is to get Obama re-elected more than to bring the U.S. to fiscal soundness. Ben knows where his bread gets buttered!
CHANGE - And only a day after the elections
OBAMACARE - NEXT TIME, READ THE BILL!
THAT 3 AM PHONE CALL - Hillary was Right!
THE END OF AN ERROR - This week when Boehner takes over, he plans on having the Constitution read during session in Congress, so the liberals, in Nancy's words, "Can find out what's in it."
CARD CARRYING LIBERAL - Believe it or not, most of us can tell already that most liberals are certifiable without having to show their credentials!
CORPORATE WELFARE - Obama blames our depression on the fact that business will not simply hire more workers. Lets just blame it on stockholders....
IMMIGRATION REFORM - Just getting ready for the cameras for a speech about immigration reform..
IMAGINE THAT! - John Boehner will open up the New Congress by Reading the U.S. Constitution. Imagine something finally being read in those halls! PRICELESS
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY IN 50 YEARS - Our founding fathers must be rolling over in their graves.
NOT OUR VALUES - Spreading the wealth- not our value system
SHARE - its your patriotic duty! millions on welfare depend upon you! (Including illegals, oops, I mean unregistered Democrats)
BIPARTISAN UNITY - Obama has finally achieved party unity between Democrats and Republicans! Both parties are now telling him to shove it!
OBAMANARCHY - IT'S COMING! Mess with our Constitution, you and your cronies are toast.
GREAT READER - Not to be confused with "Leader"
WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS - Wait, what?
BASED UPON THE INCREDIBLE - Readership vs. Leadership Obama has displayed thus far
SEE? - how much more proof do you need?
THE HOLY BIBLE - Banned it communist countries Read it while you can
BOMBING POLITIFAKE - 99% are missing the target unless you want people to hate the GOP
1984 - A novel usually found in "FICTION," which means "NOT REAL." Any more questions, conservatards?
remember this failed promise -
takes a lot out of you -
You Know What They Say About Hillary... -
Not So Ready For Hillary -
Don't Tread On Me -
Pathetic Presstitute -
Cruz/West 2016 -
Let Them Eat Gingerbread! -
Evitable Clinton -
Shep Gettin' Real Serious -
Freedom Is Your Entitlement -
Heritage Not Hate -
if we're going to measure atmospheric CO2 -
Has to be a liberal shopper -
man can change temperature readings -
Killing O'Reilly -